Death Before Cardio A5 Gothic Greeting Card | Skeleton Tarot Design

For the Gym Lover Who Hates Cardio

This brilliantly dark and witty A5 gothic greeting card features a stunning tarot-inspired illustration of a skeleton deadlifting weights, with the iconic caption "Death Before Cardio". The perfect card for gym lovers, weightlifters, and anyone who takes their lifting seriously — but their cardio not at all. Gothic, humorous, and utterly on point.

Product Details

• 💪 Skeleton deadlifting weights — a stunning tarot-style illustration with serious gothic energy
• 🗡️ 'Death Before Cardio' caption — because some things are non-negotiable
• 📄 A5 size — a generous size that makes a real statement
• 🎨 Gothic tarot card aesthetic — dark, detailed, and beautifully designed
• ✉️ Blank inside — ready for your own personal message
• 🎁 Perfect gift — comes with an envelope, ready to give

Perfect For

Gym Lovers · Weightlifters & Powerlifters · Gothic & Alternative Fans · Fitness Birthdays · Motivational Gifts · Anyone Who Would Rather Die Than Do Cardio

Cardio is a myth. Deadlifts are forever.